Young Women of Hollywood: Tabloid Edition

Just some quick updates...a sort of "thanksgiving," as it were:

• Evan Rachel Wood is no longer dating Marilyn Manson (I'm going out now to buy eyeliner and mascara).

• Natalie Portman doesn't understand 'not having sex' (I'm relatively certain she meant something more profound).

• Kristen Stewart smokes pot on her front steps (that's really all there is to that).